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Latest Flavor drops/new batches/VIP's

  • Feb 8
  • 3 min read

We're bringing the flavors and the heat to this cold and rainy winter season in the PNW. Brighten up the post-holiday season with a spirited new lineup brought to you from those who do it best.



Note To Some:


For those flavor-savers, who like to try one-single jar of a given cut or flavor and let it simmer in the cooler for months on end, let me be the first to tell you, you're (potentially) missing out. One stab at a flavor is only as telling as the batch. Some flavors, you never experience her full potential until round two or even round three, once we've had the adequate chance to dial her in. More on this later, but let's dive right in with some superior restocks and five brand new flavors.



Gorgeous Lychee is a Must Taste Terp Profile
Gorgeous Lychee is a Must Taste Terp Profile



A grade AAA batch of Lychee is one not to miss. A shockingly light and spry terp profile stands in opposition to her heavy Diesel and Gas nose. We love these kinds of cuts. A truly wonderful surprise given her noxious gasses, its a moment of true dissonance. The mouth confuses the brain and the nose, and voilá! Out pops uniqueness! This one took us by surprise, and we're curious if the same thing happens to you.


Hawaiian Slider Live Rosin Makes A Return in a Well Dialed Batch
Hawaiian Slider Live Rosin Makes A Return in a Well Dialed Batch

Peanut butter fans rejoice with this killer batch of Hawaiin Slider. Everything turned out truly phenomenal on this batch.


Brand New Flavors

Four new flavors just hitting the menu include these and a few others:



Don Mega


 Don Mega is a cross between Garlic Cookies (GMO) and Black Banana.  "It's known for its balanced high, which may be both uplifting and relaxing." What a description, LOL! Thanks Leafly for that detailed clip and example of why we always write our own strain descriptions, but we like to check out what "the people" have to read. Oh yes, uplifting and relaxing, she apparently does it all.


Aroma: Don Mega has a strong aroma of garlic, chem socks, and citrus. 

Flavor: The flavor is sour and citrusy, with a spicy, cheesy exhale. 


" Don Mega may be used to potentially help with stress, anxiety, chronic pain, and insomnia," (along with most-if-not-all other cannabis strains). Another beautiful example of corporate cannabis lingo. Again, don't look for details. The numbers are misleading. Trust your makers and their breeders, not the rhetoric often heard in retail stores.


A difficult plant to grow she has a long flowering period that is well worth the wait.





Purp Skurp

While not usually a fan of the purple categories (hype strains), the grape-candy flavor coming off this jar is incredible. It takes a few good inhales before the gasses and classic chronics take on the familiar grape candy profile. This one will be a complex dab, candied at lower temps, hard hitting at higher temps. Waste it to taste it as they used to say, leaving your mouth coated in grape candy.


For those who like their rosins wet and white, she's right up your alley and will remain pliable and wet.


ShowBoat

We haven't tried her yet, but. more details are to come!



Plus: Lemon Heads & GMO X OG Kush yet to come...




And VIP drops will start later this evening. Eat Up and Let's HUNT! GOBIRDS!

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Unknown member
Feb 27
Rated 5 out of 5 stars.

Will Purp Skurp return later down the line?

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Feb 11
Rated 5 out of 5 stars.

Looking forward to the Showboat! Sounds like some fantastic terps

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Feb 09
Rated 5 out of 5 stars.

Yummmmmmmmmmmmm

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Feb 09
Rated 5 out of 5 stars.

The GMO x OG Kush will be in my cart when it’s available lol

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Feb 09
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I had a feeling someone would be waiting on her...

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Feb 08
Rated 5 out of 5 stars.

that purp is the whitest rosin i've ever seen. crazy stuff

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